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633政策跳票？　網友廣告KUSO諷刺

(2008/09/06 00:31)

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網路不斷有人諷刺前總統陳水扁洗錢案，不過對於總統馬英九的633政策要延後到2016年才能兌現，也有網友非常不滿。不但拍廣告諷刺馬英九跳票，還有人在拍賣網站上賣英九牌木炭，結果買家的問題也很搞笑，說股市跌到633點時候就要下單訂貨。

一支原本是男友對女友承諾一再跳票的廣告，現在被網友改成了馬英九競選政策跳票版，網友諷刺馬英九還加上最新時事，廣告最後網友還諷刺馬英九選票是騙來，除了改編廣告之外，還有網友在拍賣網站上拍賣英九牌木炭，諷刺台股慘到有人燒炭自殺，木炭直接購買價就是9萬9千9百兆，結果買家的問題也很搞笑，有人問能不能花633元含運費就能買到，結果賣家回答可以啊！不過要等到2016年才能寄到喔！一問一答都環繞在633政策和2016年兌現的對話。

還有人問當股市跌到633點的時候，準備訂購英九牌木炭10箱，賣家酸溜溜地回答，當股市跌到633點時候，8成會來不及出貨，因為訂單實在太多了！於是有買家直接就說，那2016年再付款好了。

至於劉院長6月曾說過「馬上漸漸好」，也被網友改成英九牌木炭，購買前馬上有效，購買之後漸漸有效，網友搞笑諷刺花招百出，就是想告訴馬政府，政策跳票實在讓人失望呀！(新聞來源：東森新聞)

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