//首頁非頭條 所以新增16==447
//17==>照片 18==>影音 19==>人物 20==>NOW區 21==>美食 22==>"首頁"(為了index_template.htm)
//版面分類
$board_name=array("政治","財經","社會","娛樂","體育",
"國際","大陸","地方","生活","消費",
"評論","頭條","資訊","拔辣","汽車",
"旅遊","首頁","照片","影音","人物",
"NOW區","美食","首頁","愛犬","新東陽",
"寵物");
//次版ID
//首頁 芭樂 汽車 沒次版 但為了include pageview click 所以加入 999 998 997
//20080717 NOW區 汽車 新次版 116 117
$subboard_id=array(7,9,30,46,48,
32,34,36,38,40,
51,111,42,998,38,
100,111,112,113,0,
116,117,111,40,111,
120);
//廣告
$ad1_id=array("9","5","11","27","43",
"89","90","91","92","94",
"59","160","93","0","409",
"422","447","891","51","160",
"895","894","447","897","906",
"940");
//pop under
$ad2_id=array("775","776","777","778","779",
"780","781","782","783","787",
"792","774","786","0","793",
"788","0","950","322","774",
"792","787","0","787","0",
"941");
?>
if(ereg("www.ettoday.com",$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']))//ettoday 要轉成nownews
{
echo "
";
}
if(ereg("ettoday.com",$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']))//ettoday 要轉成nownews
{
echo "
";
}
if($_GET["banner"]<>"non"){
?>
}
?>
//上方廣告
$ad_id=array("829","830","832","837","838",
"833","831","834","835","836",
"842","828","840","0","841",
"842","0","0","0","0",
"934");
?>
633政策跳票? 網友廣告KUSO諷刺
(2008/09/06 00:31)
生活中心/綜合報導
網路不斷有人諷刺前總統陳水扁洗錢案,不過對於總統馬英九的633政策要延後到2016年才能兌現,也有網友非常不滿。不但拍廣告諷刺馬英九跳票,還有人在拍賣網站上賣英九牌木炭,結果買家的問題也很搞笑,說股市跌到633點時候就要下單訂貨。
一支原本是男友對女友承諾一再跳票的廣告,現在被網友改成了馬英九競選政策跳票版,網友諷刺馬英九還加上最新時事,廣告最後網友還諷刺馬英九選票是騙來,除了改編廣告之外,還有網友在拍賣網站上拍賣英九牌木炭,諷刺台股慘到有人燒炭自殺,木炭直接購買價就是9萬9千9百兆,結果買家的問題也很搞笑,有人問能不能花633元含運費就能買到,結果賣家回答可以啊!不過要等到2016年才能寄到喔!一問一答都環繞在633政策和2016年兌現的對話。
還有人問當股市跌到633點的時候,準備訂購英九牌木炭10箱,賣家酸溜溜地回答,當股市跌到633點時候,8成會來不及出貨,因為訂單實在太多了!於是有買家直接就說,那2016年再付款好了。
至於劉院長6月曾說過「馬上漸漸好」,也被網友改成英九牌木炭,購買前馬上有效,購買之後漸漸有效,網友搞笑諷刺花招百出,就是想告訴馬政府,政策跳票實在讓人失望呀!(新聞來源:東森新聞)
if($kid==0){
include("/filer/common/ver8/whoknows_8.htm");
}
else if($kid==4){
include("/filer/common/ver8/whoknows_49.htm");
}
else if($kid==3){
include("/filer/common/ver8/whoknows_47.htm");
}
else if($kid==1){
include("/filer/common/ver8/whoknows_10.htm");
}
?>
include("/filer/common/ver8/hot_tags_II.htm");?>
//Goyou 討論區
if($kid==1){
?>
}
?>
//上段廣告
$ad1_id=array("845","847","851","861","863",
"853","849","855","857","859",
"871","843","867","0","869",
"871","0","0","859","0",
"935");
$ad2_id=array("846","848","852","862","864",
"854","850","856","858","860",
"872","844","868","0","870",
"872","0","0","860","0",
"936");
?>
//$show_array=array(1,5,11);
// if(in_array($kid,$show_array)){
// }
?>
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$board_id = array(301,320,138,340,341,
334,162,329,327,1138,
142,91,339,91,11253,
153,0,0,0,11492,
11493,11494,0,11495,0,
11507);
?>
include("/filer/common/ver8/focus_hot_".$board_id[$kid].".htm");?>
include("/filer/common/ver8/focus_news_".$board_id[$kid].".htm");?>
//版面分類 22==>為了平衡 head.php
$board_name=array("政治","財經","社會","影劇","體育",
"國際","大陸","地方","生活","消費",
"評論","頭條","資訊","拔辣","汽車",
"旅遊","首頁","照片","影音","人物",
"NOW區","美食","首頁","愛犬","新東陽",
"寵物");
//部落文章
$blog_id=array("1","2","1-2","11","5",
"1-6","7-45","6-38","3","4",
"1","0","8","15","3-21",
"6","0","0","0","0",
"0","4","0","4","0",
"0");
//廣告
$ad1_id=array("543","545","547","549","551",
"553","555","557","559","561",
"563","541","565","0","567",
"569","0","955","930","541",
"563","561","0","561","0",
"0");
$ad2_id=array("72","73","78","38","88",
"119","120","121","122","124",
"64","40","123","0","411",
"103","0","954","932","40",
"64","124","0","124","0",
"0");
$ad3_id=array("544","546","548","550","552",
"554","556","558","560","562",
"564","542","566","0","568",
"570","0","956","931","542",
"564","562","0","562","0",
"0");
?>